A Public Thank You To The Burger King Robber

Dear Burger King Robber,

I just want to thank you for giving me a good chuckle this afternoon. Your discriminating taste in only robbing Burger Kings has brought a much needed smile to my face. I get you Burger king Robber. I get you. Go with the simple plan. Stick to it.

My only criticism, if I may, is that you didn't choose a more pricier fast food restaurant such as Arbey's. Surely you would have hit pay dirt there. But I understand - onion rings come first. I only hope you demanded a meal to go.

Your fellow Feltian (I used to be your neighbor before you moved to the jail),
Emily