The 12 Days Of Christmas

This song gets old quick, but in honor of my Grandma and maybe to illicit a few chuckles from you, I decided to write out our family's version.

On the 1st day of Christmas

my Grandma gave to me:

a bowl of bananner puddin'

On the 2nd day of Christmas

my Grandma gave to me:

2 scoops of icecream

and a bowl of bananner puddin'

On the 3rd day of Christmas

my Grandma gave to me:

3 muligrubs

2 scoops of icecream

and a bowl of bannaner icecream

On the 4th day of Christmas

my Grandma gave to me:

4 knuckleheads

3 muligrubs

2 scoops of icecream

and a bowl of bannaner puddin'

On the 5th day of Christmas

my Grandma gave to me:

5 swats at the woodshed

4 knuckleheads

3 muligrubs

2 scoops of icecream

and a bowl of bananner puddin'

On the 6th day of Christmas

my Grandma gave to me:

6 second knee rides

5 swats at the woodshed

4 knuckleheads

3 muligrubs

2 scoops of icecream

and a bowl of bananner puddin'

On the 7th day of Christmas

my Grandma gave to me:

7 breaded flounder

6 second knee rides

5 swats at the woodshed

4 knuckleheads

3 muligrubs

2 scoops of icecream

and a bowl of bananner puddin'

On the 8th day of Christmas

my Grandma gave to me:

8 crocheted afghans

7 breaded flounder

6 second knee rides

5 swats at the woodshed

4 knuckleheads

3 muligrubs

2 scoops of icecream

and a bowl of bananner puddin'

On the 9th day of Christmas

my Grandma gave to me:

                            9 9 9 loucks place  (her's and Grandpa's address)

8 crocheted afghans

7 breaded flounder

6 second knee rides

5 swats at the woodshed

4 knuckleheas

3 muligrubs

2 scoops of icecream

and a bowl of bananner puddin'

On the 10th day of Christmas

my Grandma gave to me:

10 cans of Pringles

9 9 9 Loucks Place

8 crocheted afghans

7 breaded flounder

6 second knee rides

5 swats at the woodshed

4 knuckleheads

3 muligrubs

2 scoops of icecream

and a bowl of bananner puddin'

On the 11th day of Christmas

my Grandma gave to me:

11 campers camping

10 cans of Pringles

9 9 9 Loucks Place

8 crocheted afghans

7 breaded flounder

6 second knee rides

5 swats at the woodshed

4 knuckleheads

3 muligrubs

2 scoops of icecream

and a bowl of bananner puddin'

On the 12th day of Christmas

my Grandma gave to me:

12 pounds of fudge

11 campers camping

10 cans of Pringles

9 9 9 Loucks Place

8 crocheted afghans

7 breaded flounder

6 second knee rides

5 swats at the woodshed

4 knuckleheads

3 muligrubs

2 scoops of icecream

and a bowl of bananner puddin'

We had so much fun (us grown-up kids) coming up with those verses on Sunday night!  Looking at the list, I guess we all really appreciated Grandma's taste in food!  And don't worry, Grandma never took us out to the woodshed to swat us - it was just something she always said to make us laugh nervously.  And I don't know where to put the "n's" in bananna.  Oh, and Dan sung solo every time it came to 5 swats at the woodshed.